Things Not to Say on Your Valentine's Date
(or you could end up like poor Cupid)

1. I really don't like this restaurant that much,
but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

2. People say I remind them of Eddie Haskell.

3. I used to come here all the time with my ex.

4. I never said you NEED a nose job.
I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.

5. Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't
hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.

6. I like clay. It's mushy.

7. I really feel that I've grown in the past few years.
Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.

8. And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.

9. I know you said you don't eat anything with a face.
But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask.

10. It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most
people I date just won't be as smart as I am.

Have a safe and fun Valentine's Day!!!

xoxo,
Design Diva