Diva Design Diary

By Holly Peterson

Diva Design Diary is about bringing the latest interior design trends and tips to our existing clients, as well as future clients...enjoy!

Happy LOVE Day!!! ♥

By Holly Peterson

Advice for the "Single" and "Not-So-Single"

Things Not to Say on Your Valentine's Date
(or you could end up like poor Cupid)

1. I really don't like this restaurant that much,
but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.

2. People say I remind them of Eddie Haskell.

3. I used to come here all the time with my ex.

4. I never said you NEED a nose job.
I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.

5. Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't
hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.

6. I like clay. It's mushy.

7. I really feel that I've grown in the past few years.
Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.

8. And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.

9. I know you said you don't eat anything with a face.
But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask.

10. It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most
people I date just won't be as smart as I am.

Have a safe and fun Valentine's Day!!!

Design Diva

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